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Pros to naming your future child “Yeehaw”:

You get to have a kid named fucking Yeehaw

Cons:

absolutely no drawbacks name your kid Yeehaw

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queenbean3:

ask-the-sorceress:

upperstories:

oh my gOD HE’S WEARING THE OUTFIT??????

HOW DID I MISS THAT?!

((HE WAS HER DREAM BOY ALL ALONG

YES))

THIS MOVIE

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vintagentleman:

scan cr: _smk

Zhou Mi for 泰‧trendy

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niallhortonhearsawho:

a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt

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swingsetindecember:

nininghasfeelings:

rule 63 doodle dump!

so awesome

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He easily admits to being something of a naughty teen. “I think I got 50 detentions one year. I was a rebellious little shit, one of those annoying little teenagers who fights against any authority,” he explains and laughs. “I wasn’t too bad. I didn’t get expelled. I drifted between groups and found that I was just a drama student who liked dressing in black.”

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6 random moments when I just wanna squish Junhong (づ￣ ³￣)づ

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thex-kid:

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hallowedhorrors:

skindeap:

8-inch chocolate penis that oozes fondant cream… Fresh mint fondant, Valencia orange fondant, Williams Pear liqueur fondant, Mozart chocolate liqueur fondant, Cointreau liqueur fondant and Irish coffee liqueur fondant.

United Indecent Pleasures

Okay but is it possible to get the filling colored red? Because obviously the best use for these is to make a gif or video where you’re licking and sucking at one seductively, making bedroom eyes at the camera, and then you BITE THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN HALF AND SHRIEK YOUR VICTORY AS THE DELICIOUS BLOOD-FILLING DRIPS FROM YOUR VICIOUS MAW.

This site scares me so much.

Reblogging because that damn comment

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how are good lookin dudes always friends with other good lookin dudes is there some sort of secret hot boy gang or something

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reasons to date me:
-i can pick stuff up with my feet sometimes
-ive never killed a man (yet)
-i once got 95% on guitar hero
-you can play with my hair
-im cheaper than a puppy

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slothtier:

youramazinhtruth:

slothtier:

swiggity swog follow my blog

swaggity swig how about no

that didn’t even rhyme if you’re gonna leave a shitty comment on my post at least do it right

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